“You can still UGGGGH walk away,” Danny Rand gasped as Lance Bass’s fist crashed into his face. The billionaire staggered backwards. Gathering enough focus to channel his chi was proving impossible. His fingers curled. “I am the Immortal Iron First, sworn protector of K’un-Lun! I honor the sacrifice of–ARRRGHHH!” His voice dropped; Joey Fatone had shoved him into a wall. Even his yelp sounded pompous.
“Well, I played Mark in Rent, and garnered fairly positive reviews!”, Fatone hooted. “All you do is punch people!”
“But it’s really hard!”, Rand whined, unaware that Justin Timberlake was seconds from bodyslamming him.
This drabble was suggested by @snarke.