Joseph Writes Fanfic Drabbles, Day 10 – Paul F. Tompkins

“Sir, I believe one of those drinks you’re warming has my name on it!”, Paul F. Tompkins said bombastically, grinning like Wile E. Coyote in a roadrunner coop.

“What! I’m afraid you’re mistaken, sir, but that’s astonishingly good cosplay!”, Paul F. Tompkins replied, in a tone appropriate for “what” being used as a declarative statement rather than a question.

“No, you handsome devil–I’m you from the year 2021!  Behold!”  The nattily-dressed comedian adjusted his cufflinks, paused, and then expertly twirled his mustache.

Paul F. Tompkins gasped. “Holy Jonathan Taylor Thomas!” He raced towards the bar. This required top-shelf liquor.

And some of your finest pretzels, barkeep!  The soft ones with the salt, please.

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