Joseph Writes Fanfic Drabbles, Day 6 – The Dowager Countess / The Punisher

“You must know that I’m grateful for your service, dear, but please do try and be more careful. You’re tracking mud all over my floors, and my housemaid just cleaned them this morning,” the Dowager Countess said with refined reproach.

The Punisher grunted and tried to shift his boots without jostling the table. “Uh. Ma’am, what game are you playing? This is bullshit, you hear?  There’s bastards out there that–”

“Yes, yes, we’ll get to the information I promised you,” the Dowager glared. “But right now, you’ll raise that pinky properly.”

Frank Castle sighed and daintily sipped his tea.


This drabble was suggested by @snarke.

A shame, his not being born a Crawley. No member of my house would form such an attachment to a ghastly shirt like that.